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Capo 1

[E]You could probably say 
I'm [A]difficult 
I probably t[E]alk too much[A]
[E]I over-analyze and 
[A]over-think things 
yes it's a n[E]asty crutch[A]
[E]I'm usually only waiting 
[A]for you to stop talking 
so [E]that I can[A]
[E]Concerning two way streets 
I [A]have to say that 
I am [E]not a fan[A]

[C#m]But I am the 
greatest mother[F#]fucker 
that you're [B]ever gonna [E]meet
From the [A]top of my head[E] 
down to the t[G#]ips of the toes 
on[C#m]my feet
[E]So go ahead and love me 
[B]while it's still a [G#]crime
And don't [C#m]forget 
you could be la[F#]ughing 
6[A]5% more [E]of the time
[C#m]You could be l[F#]aughing 
6[A]5% more o[E]f the time

[E]Half of the time I think 
I'm [A]in some movie 
I play the [E]underdog of course[A]
[E]I wonder who they'll 
get to p[A]lay me 
maybe they could dig up 
[E]Richard Burton's corpse[A]
[E]I am not who you think I [A]am 
I am quite angry which I[E] 
barely can conceal[A]
[E]You think I hate myself 
it's[A] you I hate 
because you have the [E]nerve 
to make me feel[A]

[C#m]But I am the greatest 
mother[F#]fucker that you're 
[B]ever gonna [E]meet
From the [A]top of my head[E] down 
to the t[G#]ips 
of the toes on[C#m]my feet
[E]So go ahead and love me 
[B]while it's still a [G#]crime
And don't [C#m]forget you could 
be la[F#]ughing 
6[A]5% more [E]of the time
[C#m]You could be l[F#]aughing 
6[A]5% more o[E]f the time

[G]I should have practiced 
m[D]y scales
[G]I should not be 
at[D]tracted to males
[F]But you said I should 
learn to l[C]ove myself
[F]Make up your mind 
Dr [Fm]Frankenstei[E]n

[Em][A] 

[C#m]But I am the 
greatest mother[F#]fucker 
that you're [B]ever gonna [E]meet
From the [A]top of my head[E] down 
to the t[G#]ips of the 
toes on[C#m]my feet
[E]So go ahead and love me 
[B]while it's still a [G#]crime
And don't [C#m]forget you 
could be la[F#]ughing 
6[A]5% more [E]of the time
[C#m]You could be l[F#]aughing 
6[A]5% more o[E]f the time

[C#m]But I am the 
greatest mother[F#]fucker 
that you're [B]ever gonna [E]meet
From the [A]top of my head[E] down 
to the t[G#]ips of the 
toes on[C#m]my feet
[E]So go ahead and love me 
[B]while it's still a [G#]crime
And don't [C#m]forget you 
could be la[F#]ughing 
6[A]5% more [E]of the time
[C#m]You could be l[F#]aughing 
6[A]3% more o[E]f the time
[C#m]You could be l[F#]aughing 
2[A]5% more o[E]f the time